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This is an Oldie, but for those of You have not seen, here> is.>> Corporate Lesson 1:>> A man is in the shower just as his wife is finishing her> shower, when the bell rings. The wife quickly wraps itself in> the towel and goes down. When you open the door, "is Bob, the neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob>> said: "I give you $ 800 to drop that towel,"> After thinking a moment, the woman drop her towel and> naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands you $ 800>> dollars and leaves. A woman wrapped in the towel again and> backup. When you arrive to the bathroom, her husband> question: "Who was ?">>>>>" It was Bob the next neighbor, " she replied.> "Wow!" the husband said, "not say anything about the $ 800 that> I?"> Moral of the story: If you share information criticism of> and credit risk to its shareholders in time, May you be able> to avoid exposure.>>> Corporate Lesson 2:> A priest offered a lift of a religion.>>> It has been crossed and his legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.> The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,> stealthily slid his hand to his leg. The nun said: "Father, remember>> Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. However, markets change,> move the left hand of the leg again. The nun said once more,>> "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was apologized "Sorry sister,>> but the flesh is weak. "Achieving the convent, the nun was in>>> his way. On arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look>> up Psalm 129. He said: "Go ahead and watch over you>> find glory .">>> Moral of the story: If you are not well informed about their work, which>> might miss a great opportunity.>> Corporate Lesson 3:>> A sales representative, a government employee and the manager are> walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. The touch>> and get a genius. The Genius said: "I will give each of you> only a wish." I first without returning to the AC> World. "hop, she has disappeared." Me next! Me next! "The sales rep.>" I want to be Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my>> masseuse, an endless pina colada and>>> the love of my life. "Poof! He ido.>>" Well, you are, "said the director of the Genius.>> The director said:" I want two in the office>> after the lunch .">>>>>> Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first word.> Lesson 4 Business>> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all d ay. Rabbit>> asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day? "> The crow answered: "Sure, why not ".>>>> Thus, rabbit, Saturday on the ground below the crow and rested.> A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.> Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must> be very high for the session.>>> :>>>>> Corporate Lesson 5 A turkey was to discuss with a bull. "I'd be able to> reach the summit this tree, "sighed the turkey, but I did not> have the energy." Well, why not nibble on my>> excrement? "replied the bull." Are full of nutrients. ">> The turkey peck at a piece of excrement and it found that> strong enough to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next> day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second strand.>> Finally, after the fourth night, he proudly stands at the> top of the tree.> It was quickly discovered by a farmer, who shot the Turkey> the tree.>> Moral of the story: Bullsh * t could reach the top, but> not allow it!>

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